Are young squirrels really into horses and dinosaurs? When did that trait evolve?
In 50 years when Ryan Seacrest can no longer carry on, will the show be called “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest Featuring Brayden Jones”?
So, for the past 30 years I would hear this song about once every eight months in a supermarket or on the radio. And I always, always, always misheard the main lyric. It sounded like “Kyrie eleizon”, but it couldn’t be that because that doesn’t mean anything. Today, I finally caught the song with my phone in my hand and used the full power of the internet to solve the 30 year mystery…
“Kyrie eleison”. It was “Kyrie eleison”.
Well that was anti-climatic!
This bathroom has an emergency wet floor sign. For when it is imperative that you let people know the floor is wet right now!
My dictionary word of the day…
the
/the’, THe/
meaningless sound
1. Sound inserted into specific places in a sentence to prevent an English speaker from sounding like a cartoon caveman.
I suppose “the” has one legitimate use where it adds information to the sentence: When a person is acknowledging the presence of a unique and important entity.
You are THE Abe Froman?!
If I’m picking up incrementally heavier things off of the ground, at what point am I no longer standing on Earth and lifting an object, but instead stuck between two planets pushing them apart?
Do 4th dimensional gymnasts perform on a balance plane, and if they do, is it still impressive?
People before the invention of clothes didn’t even realize they were having a nightmare when they dreamed about being naked in school.
Can I pay with foot money? You don’t mind? Hold on, let me get my foot money.
I think there is only one owl. It really sounds like there is only one owl. You can’t tell me every member of that species sounds exactly the same.